Ed O'Neill Shows a Fake NSFW Deleted Scene From 'Finding Dory' on 'Ellen'

Modern Family star Ed O’Neill joined Ellen on Wednesday, and the Finding Dory co-stars showed a fake deleted scene from the hit animated film, claiming that O’Neill had just improvised his lines. In the film, O’Neill lent his voice to Hank, an octopus. In the scene, Hank is trying to free himself and the other aquatic life forms from the back of a truck. This is a scene that appeared in the movie, but had this version made the cut, it would have been appropriate for adult audiences only. On the other hand, had the entire film been made in this hilarious fashion, it may have done just as well if not better.

The scene begins with Hank saying that instead of just escaping the truck, first he had to get revenge on the … people, we’ll call them for now, that captured them in the first place.

“Humans have had it too good for too long. I’m gonna make them pay for all the sh*t they’ve done,” Hank said.

Of his plan to exact that revenge, Hank said, “I’m gonna distract them by flashing my private parts against the window, then steal the truck.”

He spreads across the windshield of the truck while telling the driver to look at his “junk.” Hank then proceeds to steal the truck while calling the humans stupid — and maybe it’s better to just stop right there.

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