Dunkin’ Donuts’ New Dunkin’ Spiked Hard Iced Coffees and Teas Will Change Day Drinking Forever

Did I personally inspire Dunkin’ Donuts to create their own line of Dunkin’ Spiked beverages? No, almost certainly not. To even suggest such a thing is utter madness akin to the rantings of a man who doesn’t merely tilt at windmills… He thinks he invented them. And yet…maybe I did? Years ago, I mixed Harpoon Dunkin’ Donuts beer with a large Dunkin’ iced coffee. As I wrote in my review here at Nerdist, it was utterly delicious. (Why yes, I am from New England. How could you tell?) But whether my boozy concoction had anything to do with Dunkin’s new line of alcohol offerings doesn’t matter. All that matters is getting to try all of these hard coffees and teas as soon as possible.

A white and orange photo of the Dunkin Spiked 12-can mix pack of coffee beer
Dunkin’ Donuts

VinePair alerted us to an upcoming (still unannounced) line of adult beverages that could change day drinking forever. Dunkin’ Donuts already has a website for Dunkin’ Spiked, a new collection of coffee beer and hard iced tea options that might cause riots in Boston.

The hard beers/iced coffees will come in four Dunkin’ flavors. These include: Original Iced Coffee, Caramel Iced Coffee, Mocha Iced Coffee, and Vanilla Iced Coffee. Each Dunkin’ Spiked coffee beer will have an ABV of 6%. The four Dunkin’ hard iced tea flavors, meanwhile, will include: Slightly Sweet Iced Tea, Half & Half Iced Tea, Strawberry Dragonfruit Iced Tea Refresher, and Mango Pineapple Iced Tea Refresher. The Dunkin’ hard iced teas have ABVs of 5%.

More like Drunkin’ Donuts, amiritie?

A yellow and red image showing a 12-can mix pack of Dunkin Donuts hard iced teas from Dunkin Spiked
Dunkin’ Donuts

Dunkin’ Spiked’s hard coffee and tea offerings are not on sale yet, and it’s unknown when we’ll be able to buy these Dunkin’ Donuts alcohol-filled drinks. But when these hard Dunkin’ products do hit stores, the collection’s site lists them as coming in 12-ounce cans in either six-packs or mixed packs of 12. You’ll also be able to nab oversized single-serve 19.2-ounce cans.

Should Dunkin’ Donuts send me every variety of these alcoholic iced coffees and teas for an early taste test because I possibly inspired their very existence? No, that would be an absurd thing for me to say.

…But I still hope they do.