Drew Carey Would “Stick My Dick in a Blender” to See Phish at Sphere Again

Eddie Fu
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Drew Carey recently saw Phish perform at Las Vegas’ Sphere, and he wants everyone to know that the concert blew his mind. Following the jam band’s performance on Sunday night, the comedian and Price Is Right host broke his Twitter hiatus to let followers know he’d do anything to feel like that again — including sticking his dick in a blender.

“I swear I just talked to God,” Carey tweeted. “I would give you all my money, stick my dick in a blender and swear off pussy for the rest of my life in exchange for this. Bro I met God tonight for real. I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie.”

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He went on to speculate that the experience was what it “must feel like to cum with a pussy.” Carey added, “Because if it’s even close I’m [flying] to wherever tomorrow and getting the best pussy money can buy. I don’t need to be a man no more [if] it means I can feel like this all the time.”

“Fucking keep it bro if I can get this feeling instead,” he continued. “That was God at work or something. Like it felt like I was being saved by Jesus no lie.”

See Carey’s tweets below, followed by a gallery of photos taken during Phish’s Sphere residency.

Our very own Wren Graves caught two of Phish’s shows during their four-night run at Sphere and wrote in his review that the group “sounded fantastic both nights.” However, he was less impressed by the venue: “Instead of fostering community, Sphere fractures audience focus, offering glittering temptations in every direction so that each face in the crowd tilts a different way.”

Though Phish’s Las Vegas residency is done, for now, they have plotted out a summer US tour concluding with their Mondegreen camping festival and traditional Labor Day Weekend run at Dick’s Sporting Goods Park in Commerce City, Colorado. Get tickets for those dates here.

Photo Gallery – Phish at The Sphere in Las Vegas, April 18th – April 21st, 2024 (click to expand and scroll through):

Drew Carey Would “Stick My Dick in a Blender” to See Phish at Sphere Again
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