Drew Carey Shares His Extremely NSFW Thoughts on Seeing Phish Live at the Sphere

Stacey Ritzen
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Phish just wrapped up the band's highly anticipated, extremely limited four-run show at the Sphere in Las Vegas. For fans lucky enough to attend any of the consecutive shows, it was a bucket list experience. The Price is Right host Drew Carey was among those in attendance, and the comedian broke out of his usual family-friendly persona to give a very candid review of the concert.

"I swear I just talked to God," Carey posted to social media early Monday morning along with a short clip taken from inside of the Sphere, after ostensibly seeing the final show on Sunday, April 21. "I would give you all my money, stick my d--k in a blender and swear off p--sy for the rest of my life in exchange for this."

"Bro I met God tonight for real," he added. "I feel like I just got saved by Jesus no lie."

In a follow-up post, the 65-year-old wrote that he was "still melted" from the performance. But if that wasn't enough, Carey added in a third post that he imagined the experience was akin to having an orgasm with female genitalia.

"I don’t need to be a man no more of it means I can feel like this all the time," he perplexingly continued. "F--king keep it bro if I can get this feeling instead. That was God at work or something. Like it felt like I was being saved by Jesus no lie."

Drew!

Not surprisingly, his mentions quickly became flooded with jokes, many of which were from people asking what drugs he had taken, or whether they had worn off yet. (It's no coincidence that the brief residency took place on April 20.)

"Have your pets spade or neutered," quipped one user, echoing the words of original The Price is Right host Bob Barker, who reminded viewers daily to help to control the pet population until his last appearance in 2007; a plea that Carey has taken up in his stead.

In either case, it seems as though Phish at the Sphere was clearly a life-changing, religious experience for countless fans in attendance. But the only tough thing about flying too close to the sun is the inevitable fall back down to earth, which Carey seems to more than have demonstrated.