Disney Brought Its ‘Real’ Lightsaber To SXSW, But Reactions Have Been Mixed
Any kid who has ever been a Star Wars fan has dreamed of owning an actual lightsaber. The various iterations of the plastic toys that we’ve received since 1977 have been cool, but none have ever quite captured the magic that we’ve imagined from the movies. But Walt Disney Imagineering has recently created the closest thing to a real lightsaber that we’ve ever seen, and while many are impressed, reactions have been surprisingly mixed.
The “real” lightsaber was first debuted during a virtual media presentation by Disney Parks, Experiences, and Products head Josh D’Amaro and has since been seen by thousands of guests as part of the finale of the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser experience. But during a presentation at SXSW, which also saw an incredible new somersaulting animatronic, last week D’Amaro brought out the item on stage, giving a lot of people their first and best look at the new lightsaber design. Disney Food Blog got the video...
And the official lightsaber comes out! pic.twitter.com/yLvq3L6ImnMarch 10, 2023
It’s an incredibly impressive display because the lightsaber does almost everything the real thing can do in the movies. It extends, using the same sound effects we would expect. Most importantly, the thing the toys have never quite gotten right, it glows like the real thing. One thing this video shows that we’ve rarely seen is that it also retracts like the real thing, something some had suggested this item might not be able to do. It looks incredible.
Perfectly f---ing vertical https://t.co/zgLKdKLl1jMarch 12, 2023
The only thing it can’t do, as far as we can tell, is take a hit. When the lightsaber is used during the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser, it’s been clear that the actress playing Rey needs to swap it for a different model during her battle with Kylo Ren. Still, many fans would clearly love to own this lightsaber right now to add to their collection. You can build an incredibly cool lightsaber at Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge, but it can't do this.
TAKE MY MONEY NOW https://t.co/5mFRhaKqeDMarch 12, 2023
You’d honestly expect this to be the main reaction from people seeing the closest thing to a real lightsaber, but apparently not everybody is as thrilled. For some, while this device is clearly impressive, it’s not impressive enough. Apparently, since they needed to make the hilt bigger to handle the electronics and the blade isn’t quite long enough, it’s not good enough so we should all just go home.
Neat! The hilt is too bulky and the blade is too short, so you unfortunately will not be allowed to release this, but keep up the great work!March 10, 2023
There are, of course, no plans to release this as a retail product. It’s probably ridiculously expensive to produce and also it’s clearly fragile, so it’s not the sort of thing that is going to be on sale at Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge anytime soon. That doesn’t matter for other people though, because apparently, they’re just tired of Star Wars, so there’s nothing that can be done to impress them anymore.
Don't care, StarWars is DeadMarch 12, 2023
I guess you can’t please everybody. In the end, the technology is impressive in its own right, even if it’s not something that matters to you personally, and odds are that this is just the first step, and anybody who is disappointed that this is not a perfect replica will likely only need to wait until the next generation. Unless you’re waiting for a lightsaber that can actually cut through anything. That is probably a lot further off.
