On Deadliest Catch, Wizard deckhand Roger Schlosstein had a particularly rough day. While fishing in an Arctic storm, Schlosstein found himself on the receiving end of a lot of freak accidents.
While running the block, the rope slipped out and smashed Schlosstein's hand against the rail. Considering the rope was attached to an 800 lbs. crab pot being sucked into the sea, it left Schlosstein's hand numb and most likely badly bruised.
The boat's captain, Keith Colburn was worried for the deckhand's safety so he moved him to the safest job on the deck, the sorting table. Unfortunately while Schlosstein was sorting some crab, the pot came loose and smashed him against the aluminum sorting table.
After helping the pinned deckhand out of his situation, the captain was relieved to learn that he hadn't broken his back. When asked he got smashed, Schlosstein said "Right in the middle of my butt cheeks and right above the old dingus." The deckhand continued saying, "Got a hell of a Charlie horse in my ass, left testicle's a little sore, and right here on my hand is a little tender -- Other than that, I'm doing great."