Chris Pratt’s Toilet Is Ruining His Friendship With Nick Offerman

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On Tuesday’s Conan, Chris Pratt revealed a disgusting bond he shares with Parks and Recreation costars Nick Offerman and Adam Scott. “For a long time,” he said, “Nick, Adam, and I would have this pact that if we had a really exceptional poop, we would take a picture of it and send it to one another.”

But with his Guardians of the Galaxy fame, Chris Pratt has gotten a space-age upgrade to his toilet. He bought a high-tech, Japanese toilet that flushes his No. 2s before he’s able to snap a picture of them.

It’s a sad day when friends can’t share photos of their excrement. Let’s hope that Nick Offerman can whittle a wooden replacement toilet to continue the disgusting tradition.

Conan airs weeknights at 11 p.m. on TBS.

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