Chris Hemsworth Bares ... a Lot as Dolce & Gabbana Salesman 'Don Juan' on SNL

Here is a sentence that is only possible after Chris Hemsworth hosted Saturday Night Live last night: He makes a terrible perfume salesman.

That’s kind of the point: The movie star, and PEOPLE’s reigning Sexiest Man Alive, starred as partially clothed “Don Juan de Dark Hole” alongside Vanessa Bayer and Cecily Strong, reprising their “not porn stars any more” Brecky and a lady who we weren’t supposed to know is still alive.

The trio were hawking Dolce & Gabbana fragrances, although not one of them could pronounce the Italian brand’s name, which instead came out as “Dullky & Gabbaba,” “Douche & Go bye bye” and so on.

Hemsworth’s Don Juan, scooter-ing in after several missed cues, doubled down on hawking the fragrances – as someone whose genitals were lifted from a Spanish dude (don’t worry, the dude was already dead), he knows the importance of hygiene. You may be used to wearing Febreeze in fancy jars, but this will change your tune.

As always, words are hard for the ad’s hosts. But they gave it their best shot! “All this attractiveness of a debilitating fragrance,” Strong promised. Bayer added: “You’re going to feel like a $7!”