'Boring Teddy' Brings Awkward Marriage Proposal to 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Season Premiere

Brooklyn Nine-Nine returned Tuesday night and so did Amy's boring ex-boyfriend Teddy. Captain Holt revealed that the NYPD was looking to shut down some precincts and Amy was surprised to see that Teddy was the auditor sent to the Nine-Nine. Before dating Jake, Amy had dated Teddy but they broke up because he was painfully boring. Unfortunately, he had a bit of an axe to grind so Amy and Jake tried to butter him up a bit so as to avoid having their precinct shut down. Jake and Amy seemed to have won Teddy over but they found out Teddy's phone had accidentally recorded a conversation they had about how terrible he is. In an effort to destroy Teddy's phone, the couple joined Teddy and his new girlfriend for jazz brunch. Jake managed to break Teddy's phone by ripping off the tablecloth and quickly putting the phone in a glass of orange juice. While it appeared that the crisis was averted, things were just getting started. Despite having his girlfriend by his side, Teddy proposed to Amy. Amy said no and Teddy's girlfriend ended up dumping him. Depressed and disheveled, Teddy recused himself from the audit and the Nine-Nine got at least one more day of reprieve.