The Ultimate Spoiler: Watch the Year's Most Shocking TV Moments in 5 Minutes

[Warning: The above video contains spoilers. Lots of them.]

Maybe you were trapped under a rock for the past 12 months, and you need to catch up on a year's worth of TV in a hurry. Or maybe you just want to relive 2013's most shocking TV moments in five minutes flat. Either way, we've got you covered.

Allow us to present: The Ultimate Spoiler. We've crammed dozens of TV shockers into one rapid-fire montage. Weddings (Red and otherwise), jaw-dropping reveals (we met the Mother and Red John), and major character deaths... they're all here, and more.

The video includes big moments from:

"The Big Bang Theory"
"Parks and Recreation"
"Grey's Anatomy"
"The Office"
"New Girl"
"Eastbound & Down"
"How I Met Your Mother"
"Pretty Little Liars"
"The Good Wife"
"The Mentalist"
"Family Guy"
"The Following"
"Mad Men"
"Game of Thrones"
"True Blood"
"Person of Interest"
"Sons of Anarchy"
"The Walking Dead"
"Breaking Bad"

Don't say we didn't warn you.

(Video compiled and edited by Paul A. Rosales.)