Jill Duggar — No. 4 of the Duggar family's 19 Kids & Counting on TLC — is getting married this weekend. Her hubby-to-be, Derick Dillard (whom she met over Skype while he was doing humanitarian work in Nepal), tweeted their wedding page, which also included their registries at Walmart, Amazon.com, and Bed Bath & Beyond.
They're asking for the usual: Pots, pans, bathroom rugs, apple wedgers
Actually, they're big fans of chain restaurants. Their registries include gift cards for Taco Bell, Starbucks, IHOP, Chili's, Macaroni Grill, On the Border, Little Italy, Olive Garden, Cracker Barrel, Burger King, Papa John's, Buffalo Wild Wings, Qdoba, Domino's, Panera, P.F. Chang's, Outback, and Subway.
For the thrifty fans, you might consider buying them one case of ramen, two bungee cords, or three different colors of duct tape (though, they really missed the boat by not going for the Hello Kitty brand). Or you could get them a box of Froot Loops. They also asked for Raisin Bran Crunch, Berry Colossal Crunch, Fruity Dyno-Bites, and Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme cereal.
Because it's Arkansas, naturally, there are a couple of guns on the Walmart registry.
And Derick had better not get Jill too angry, because they also asked for nearly 40 kitchen knives. Fortunately, they're also getting nearly 20 pillows, so it'll be hard to go to bed angry.
The future Dillards will also have two slow-cookers, three juicers, and a tortilla warmer. Sadly, though, nobody has yet purchased the Yamaha keyboard. Hopefully, someone steps up; after all, what's life without a little music in it?
Watch Derick's proposal rehearsal: