Ho, ho, ho! Meet Chrisley Kringle.
Much like his distant cousin Kris, this Mr. Kringle has a naughty and nice list and wears a red hat. But that's where the similarities end. You see, Todd Chrisley Kringle's definition of what constitutes "naughty" and what constitutes "nice" aren't exactly in line with his relatives. For example, check out how moments from this season of Chrisley Knows Best fared.
While Santa may see scaring an 8-year-old with tales of Jason Voorhees as a recipe for receiving a lump of coal on Christmas Day, we can't deny it was a highlight of Season 2 of Chrisley Knows Best which airs its finale on USA Tuesday night.
But that won't be the last we see of Todd Chrisley and his blond bunch in 2014. They'll all be back Wednesday night for a holiday special.
To prepare for all that (inevitably hilarious) excitement, here are five ways to put the Chrisley in your Christmas:
Nothing says Christmas quite like a Southern family full of one-liners, right?
Get a sneak peek at "A Very Chrisley Christmas," including what Julie and the kids gave the Patriarch of Perfection for the holidays:
The Season 2 finale of Chrisley Knows Best airs Tuesday, Dec. 16 at 10 p.m. on USA. The reality TV family's holiday special, "A Very Chrisley Christmas," debuts Wednesday, Dec. 17 at 10 p.m.