Holy crow! Imagine the research that Vulture's Eliot Glazer and Sarah Frank had to do to create this montage of Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger saying unbelievably rude things, because normally she's totally sweet and lovely! I mean, talk about finding a needle in a haystack, right? Just kidding, she's gross all the time. But this supercut is still pretty great. You'll hear such hits as "I love your boobs, but I hate your dress" and "I wouldn't sleep with you, and I wouldn't give you a b---j-- either"! Enjoy.