The Ripster Moves On To New Boyfriends!

"Live! with Kelly": Kelly Ripa and Neil Patrick Harris make a cute couple! But his stay in the co-host chair is a brief one; next week, the Ripster moves on to new boyfriends like Derek Hough and Jonah Hill. And then I guess we're almost all the way through the "H's"! Ooh, I can't wait for Gene Hackman and David Hasslehoff...

"GDLA": This isn't the first time we've seen Jillian wear a green dress in front of a green screen, but I guess it's because that's her backup dress when she has to unexpectedly change her clothes. So I racked my brain for hours trying to come up with a good solution for her, but I just couldn't think of anything. Besides of course, GETTING A DIFFERENT COLOR BACKUP DRESS!

"Today.com": Where I come from mall security guards don't get a ton of respect, so I wonder how they're viewed in Seoul, South Korea. I suppose dressing up like Santa Claus is pretty cute and putting on an impressive display of martial arts definitely has to help… so they're probably treated rather well. Maybe American mall security guards should take notes!

"The Doctors": Um, I didn't really need or want or expect or have to see a gross, disgusting, graying and (did I say gross?!) inflated human heart to get me to stop eating chili cheeseburgers! Because I still want one!

"Ellen": Whoa, Bono told Ellen that he never listens to his own music! Oh Bono, I thought we had so much in common... but I'm not sure if I can run away with you to that tropical private island after all, if it turns out you don't even like U2! Sigh... and here I thought I found the "one"... but guess I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

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