Neil Patrick Harris's upcoming memoir is a Choose Your Own Adventure book — and even the trailer for it adheres to that style.
The 41-year-old How I Met Your Mother alum gives fans a taste of what they are in for — and then some! — in a new book trailer, which shows different mini Neils simultaneously doing magic tricks, warming up for Hedwig and the Angry Inch, sucking helium from a balloon while singing, eating saltines and whistling, and taking shots of rubbing alcohol (gasp!).
Our favorite one, however, is the newlywed sharing a bowl of spaghetti — Lady and the Tramp-style — with his husband, David Burtka, whom he married just over a week ago in Italy.
The book, which goes on sale Oct. 14, promises to let viewers "live his life." According to the website, "You will be born in New Mexico. You will get your big break at an acting camp. You will get into a bizarre confrontation outside a nightclub with actor Scott Caan. You will decide whether to try out for Doogie Howser, M.D. You will decide whether to spend years struggling with your sexuality. You will decide what kind of caviar you want to eat on board Elton John's yacht."
As a result of the choices, you can go on to "fame, fortune, and true love," which Harris has found with Burtka and their twins, or end up on the dreaded Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew.
If the book is half as entertaining at as the promo, we're all in.