There are two things you can count on in this world every day: the sun will rise and there will always be another ridiculous Kim Kardashian photo shoot.
On Friday, the reality star decided to treat us to more photos from her Love spread. You know, the same magazine her little sister Kendall Jenner just posed in prosthetic boobs for. These pics are classy.
Wondering what Kim's doing in the picture above? According to her instagram, just a "casual stretch"... on a mattress at a (gasp!) Motel 6. Oh, the things the Kardashians will do in the name of art! Here are four other things we learned about KKW from her latest strip down.
1. Kim can pun in the nude. "Nothing butt Prada," she wrote beside this disturbing pic of her bare derriere.
2. When Kanye's away, Kim will play… with blow-up dolls: "Me & bae by the pool #MotelLife."
3. "Like a Virgin" isn't the Madonna song that gets Kim in the mood to roll around on a mattress: "Locked inside a bedroom at motel 6 blasting Madonna Erotica on repeat and rolling around in a custom Prada bodysuit at 2am."
4. "Hope Floats": Maybe she just really loves the Sandra Bullock and Harry Connick Jr. flick?
Honestly, this shoot would be way more up our alley if there were a Seinfeld character in each pic.
Gerge give kim k sensuel masage pic.twitter.com/81e2uDWTuE— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) February 6, 2015
If you really want to see Kim's super racy NSFW shots, click here. Happy Friday!