On Wednesday’s Conan, Ashton Kutcher did not reveal the name of his soon-to-be son but did share an odd name he was shooting for. Kutcher said, “There was a rallying cry from a collective that believed in the name Hawkeye.” He added, “I’m an Iowan, right, to have a kid like Hawkeye. And like M.A.S.H, he could be a doctor.”
It’s not a surprise that his wife, Mila Kunis, was not receptive to the name. We would have preferred they pay tribute to another M.A.S.H. character and name him Klinger Kutcher.
Conan O’Brien pitched a name that he should have liked: Little Conan. That also might be a tough sell for Kunis.
Conan airs weeknights at 11 p.m. on TBS.
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