Anna Faris Shares Her Guide to Dating Men


Anna Faris joined Conan on Tuesday to discuss the new book she’s working on, which includes the types of people to avoid when you’re single and ready to mingle. The first on her list was a magician, because you should never date someone who enjoys tricking you.

A musician is also best avoided, unless he plays classical music. But definitely avoid anyone who sits first chair.

It turns out a chef is also a no-no because the kitchen cultivates an environment of anger. Comedians and athletes are also no good because of their sensitive egos and the chore of constantly having to reassure them.

This leaves us with not a lot of options. In fact, there’s only one option, which is a guy who “knows how to make specifically canoes and that’s all.” Could that be Ron Swanson?

Faris has a podcast called Unqualified, which is the inspiration for her new book.

Conan airs Monday through Thursday at 11 p.m. on TBS.

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