Watch the Greatest Airline Safety Video on Middle-earth

It’s only appropriate that the most expensive film production of all time has helped make the most epic in-flight safety video in the history of air travel. With only two months to go until the The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies brings both the Hobbit trilogy and Peter Jackson’s entire Middle-earth saga to a close, Air New Zealand has unveiled a sweeping four-minute tutorial that’s tricked out with battle sequences, resplendent costumes, and fan-friendly cameos. (Hey there Elijah!)

Content-wise, the video doesn’t teach you anything you (hopefully) don’t already know about how to make it through a long-haul international flight: fasten your seat belts, secure your own oxygen mask before helping a young person, assume crash positions if absolutely necessary. (Here, of course, these instructions are provided by an Elf.) Unlike Air New Zealand’s previous Middle-earth-themed clip, this new one also provides a handy pre-landing travelogue of New Zealand’s gorgeous landscapes, as well as a guide to all the Hobbit/Lord of the Rings merchandise you can buy in just about any store. And those sales might come in handy: The Guardian estimates The Hobbit franchise cost a whopping $943 million in local dollars (close to $750 million in U.S. currency). No word on how much Air New Zealand spent on this video, but here’s hoping they didn’t have to hock any golden rings.  

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