Happy Halloween From This Montage of Classic 'AFV' Scares

The best part about Halloween — besides gorging on candy and then enjoying the subsequent sugar high, of course — is watching AFV compilations of people getting scared witless. Though my all-time favorite scare is a one-off I like to call “Dracula Jazz Hands,” the above montage is a close second, in large part due to this totally awesome lady from the ‘80s who doesn’t realize she’s about to be accosted by a closet goblin:

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Of course, I do not in any way condone scaring your sleeping children by pretending to be a chainsaw-wielding maniac (seriously, who DOES that?), but I think we can all agree that the old the-scarecrow-is-ALIVE gag is good, wholesome fun:

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Because you can never have too many trick-or-treat scares, check out this second montage, featuring a weiner dog chasing a tiny Dracula away from his front door, along with a very grumpy pint-sized Garfield.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

AFV airs Sundays at 7 p.m. on ABC.