9 Valentine's Day card ideas and memes that every Iowan in your life will love
Be mine? Boring. Happy Valentine’s Day? Generic. You’re in every CORNer of my heart? Now we’re talking.
Spice up your Valentine’s Day cards and phrases this year that every Iowan in your life is sure to love, or at least roll their eye at.
Here are nine Valentine’s Day sayings that the Des Moines Register staff thought up so that you could make the people you love smile.
You’re the (Iowa State) fairest of them all
− Paris Barraza, trending and general assignment reporter
Des best thing that’s ever been Moines
− Victoria Reyna-Rodriguez, general assignment reporter
You’ve already defrosted my heart. Would you help me defrost my car’s windshield this Valentine’s Day?
− Paris Barraza, trending and general assignment reporter
Word of the day: Iowa. IOWanna take you out to dinner.
− Nixson Benítez, social media producer
Algona always love ya!
− Paris Barraza, trending and general assignment reporter
My heart speeds up every time you RAGBRAI across me
− Nixson Benítez, social media producer
I'll love you at 80 and 35 and it will never (inter)change
− Paris Barraza, trending and general assignment reporter and Nixson Benítez, social media producer
What if we kissed at the Pappajohn Sculpture Park?
− Paris Barraza, trending and general assignment reporter and Victoria Reyna-Rodriguez, general assignment reporter
Customer: What’s your policy for stealing? Cashier: You could go to jail. Customer: ‘Cause IOWanna steal your heart.
− Nixson Benítez, social media producer
This article originally appeared on Des Moines Register: Valentine's Day joke ideas, memes that only Iowans will get
