64 Hysterical Tweets From April That I'm 99% Sure Will Make You Scream-Laugh
1. Hello, fellow BuzzFeeders! I hope the month of April has been great for you thus far.
Tax season is so fun. I just click through TurboTax until it tells me it's all done. I have no idea if it's right
— alex, smooth lamp operator (@mrbupp) April 14, 2024
@mrbupp
I know that my April has been made by the hilarious individuals who posted these hysterical tweets. There were some reallyyyyy good ones this month, and I've compiled a list from BuzzFeed's weekly roundups of fails, Black Twitter, and viral tweets for your enjoyment, so buckle up and prepare to laugh:
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feel bad for laughing, feel worse for taking a photo, but here we are and there it goes pic.twitter.com/kMwZETmqBp
— Natalie V Dávila (@natalievdavila) April 23, 2024
@natalievdavila
3.
The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn. pic.twitter.com/LRLk7hHJBp
— Hernan Cortes (@CyberPunkCortes) April 24, 2024
@CyberPunkCortes
4.
I thought it was about to go down pic.twitter.com/WJ0sUEJma4
— 🕷️ (@justtcave) April 22, 2024
@justtcave
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girls on insta going “4 whole years with this goof 😍❤️🔥🥰😘” pic.twitter.com/1gTwPqBNFE
— Amy A (@lolennui) April 15, 2024
NBC / @lolennui
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12yo said the toilet started smoking, checked & this is what we see pic.twitter.com/fd2jkHpnZt
— Chris Mohney (@chrismohney) April 15, 2024
@chrismohney
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Yall I went to get an oil change and the man asked me did I want synthetic oil and I said “Why would I want fake oil?” Yall why that man look at me like this?? pic.twitter.com/GXgrm5kH4u
— The Prettiest 🩷🌸 (@OhItsDeAndrea_) April 19, 2024
@OhItsDeAndrea_
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Hi I’m in this picture and you posted without my consent can you please take it down https://t.co/Pxz5IqU8IB
— Dan (@dannah__montana) April 24, 2024
@MAstronomers / @dannah_montana
9.
new client intake pic.twitter.com/TD3aDSagOZ
— Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) April 21, 2024
@ASFleischman
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ALL THE WFH PEOPLE ONCE ITS ABOVE 70° pic.twitter.com/XFYaA30wiw
— Ricky 🇩🇴 (@PicassoMadeSty) April 18, 2024
@PicassoMadeSty
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2 kids at church were saying this doll was theirs.. pic.twitter.com/KHfXBCodhy
— Andy Ottaway (blue cheque) (@Andy35o) April 16, 2024
@Andy35o
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no why’d my dad bring our tax documents in a shein bag pic.twitter.com/zvRpK4Brqr
— farha (@shutyourhell) April 24, 2024
@shutyourhell
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from mr. steal your data to mr. steal your girl pic.twitter.com/kLp8xsrCWs
— big content guy (@bigcontentguy) April 18, 2024
@zuck via IG / @bigcontent guy / Via instagram.com
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I won't. pic.twitter.com/3AllNOggXQ
— Syrup Tishus (@Syrup_Tishus) April 16, 2024
@Syrup_Tishus
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Tired of fast food , tired of cooked food. Bout to bite the wall 😂😂😂😂
— Jayy💞♋ (@Jaysworlddx) April 17, 2024
@Jaysworlddx
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me pic.twitter.com/VhCu68O9VH
— aram (@aramnotagoat) April 23, 2024
Hulu / @aramnotagoat
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Thinking about the time I was at my grandma house bussin down a plum and mid bite I was like “man I really like plums soooo much. I just don’t understand why they make you so itchy??” Yall she stopped cooking and looked at me like this pic.twitter.com/BVp5Q3jzGR
— Usagii 🍄✨ (@theeblackusagii) April 18, 2024
Amazon Prime / @theeblackusagii
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Caught my dad sending an absolute unit of a text pic.twitter.com/IVAzI81puh
— Sam Rudykoff (@SamRudykoff) April 18, 2024
@SamRudykoff
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i hate when a director also acts in their movie like omfgg you just want it all don’t you
— ۟ (@elioperlmanstan) April 24, 2024
@elioperlmanstan
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my daughter tripped and when i asked if she’s ok she yelled “NO!” at me. anyway she just sent me this text and i love her SO much pic.twitter.com/kKrLQNIRYR
— ceciATL (@ceciATL) April 19, 2024
@ceciATL
21.
who’s car is this pic.twitter.com/suARECebzB
— captain brian (@quebecween) April 24, 2024
@quebecween
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My 4yo niece: do you have a girlfriend?Me: noNiece: a boyfriend? Me: no[pause]Niece: do you have a friend? 😭😭😭
— J u l i u s (@Julius2784) April 20, 2024
@Julius2784
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i can’t believe i got the keys to a new house, got a promotion at work and bagged myself a boyfriend all in the space of a week 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 forgot how good the sims 4 is
— dale (@abcdale_) April 16, 2024
@abcdale_
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women: a good reason to not take your partner’s last name when you get married is that maybe you and i went to school together and i’d like to have a little look at what you’re up to now
— jar jar minx 🍉 (@jasecordova) April 16, 2024
@jasecordova
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The sleeping bag my parents sent me to peoples houses with at 7 years old pic.twitter.com/qMlkHGPKh7
— florida woman 🐊 (@stephanicci) April 13, 2024
@stephanicci
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Get me tf out this restaurant right now .. 🤦🏻♂️😭💀 pic.twitter.com/f9UWGAuaNE
— league (@itsleague) April 19, 2024
@itsleague
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Babe pleassseeee wear the snail boots tonight pic.twitter.com/bR8wjsFBHx
— Normie Puppet (@NormiePuppet) April 21, 2024
@NormiePuppet
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the nicest, mildest woman in the office is on a teams call and has just chuckled and said "you know, i could go off. i could go off. you wouldn't like it, but i could go off" and i've never been more scared in my life. i want her to go off
— S'Ewa'd Head (@EwaSR) April 15, 2024
@EwaSR
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my sister found a bar that prints images onto Guinnesses and has been going in and asking for “Zendaya’s Big Hat” pic.twitter.com/Sx07IUbPDV
— chloe (@slantd_enchantd) April 21, 2024
@slantd_enchantd
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smoked lamb shank over mushroom lemon risotto w/ asparagus featuring my moms jablecloths pic.twitter.com/Sh5c8l9DPM
— bichael (@bichaelangelo) April 8, 2024
@bichaelangelo
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one time I saw a doc RUNNING in the hospital and I was like omg what’s the emergency and they were like DIARRHEA and I was like omg who and they were like ME
— Josh Trebach, MD (@jtrebach) April 17, 2024
@jtrebach
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Got flagged by airport security because my son had a Magic 8 Ball in his backpack. Two TSA agents debated whether it was ok. My husband said, “If only we had a simple way to answer a yes or no question…” Crickets.
— J. Courtney Sullivan (@jcourtsull) April 20, 2024
@jcourtsull
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taking adderall at the beach so i can focus on relaxing and having fun pic.twitter.com/MjyyBIyo1a
— annika💒 (@femaleweezerfan) April 18, 2024
@femaleweezerfan
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They finally got rid of the covid spacing decals in my office and now it looks like someone got raptured pic.twitter.com/85kESL24Eq
— JIM👎 (@jtp2106) April 9, 2024
@jtp2106
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refreshing as fuck pic.twitter.com/zkaVCdhVDy
— Guwap (@KillGuwap) April 8, 2024
@KillGuwap
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Children are so progressive now, I just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say “should we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” “Two dads…but one is evil.”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) April 13, 2024
@clhubes
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considering deleting twitter and having my friend recap the timeline for me like it’s the daily paper pic.twitter.com/2jhPYm7tL9
— yasmin (@ycsm1n) April 9, 2024
@ycsm1n
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tickle tickle tickle pic.twitter.com/ZYPFqiMQGU
— tkizzy✝️💲 (@babyrichporter) April 23, 2024
@babyrichporter
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It’s crossing the border, someone tell Greg Abbott pic.twitter.com/UVlTusiTIi
— swagner (@BayouBikeyBoi) April 8, 2024
@BayouBikeyBoi
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Don’t ever have anymore ideas. https://t.co/ipKiizK6uw
— Paradoxe, The Great (@Astronomikal1) April 14, 2024
@bandholz / @Astronomika1
41.
Girl wtf do you know about shampoo??? pic.twitter.com/ySJOaL8R30
— Joe Cool 🕶️🐶 (@snacswell) April 11, 2024
@snacswell
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I went on a first date yesterday. We were discussing remote work, and she spent ten minutes criticizing Microsoft Teams (I've noted the feedback). Then she asked me what I do for work. She didn't take back a word... A second date is coming soon because that's a real one.
— GPS (@madebygps) April 15, 2024
@madebygps
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My friend’s Dad doesn’t know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO. pic.twitter.com/BT29ngtKpT
— Winifred Beecher Howe (@katemccabesays) April 15, 2024
@katemccabesay
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mannn my grandma know she need a new dish rag😒 got me over here washing dishes wit a thong😂 pic.twitter.com/yLF0aYEJ6L
— 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐘☆𝐍 (@blackhautte) April 24, 2024
@blackhautte
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THIS MAN CAME TO MY JOB AND CALLED ME RUDE AND ASKED ME FOR CORPORATE NUMBER...I GAVE HIM MY NUMBER HE SNATCH THE PAPER OUT MY HAND TALKIN BOUT YOU ARE DONE 😂 NAH BUDDY YOU ARE WHEN U CALL THAT NUMBER AND ITS ME AGAIN 😭🤣
— Elizabeth (@doitmuvaaa) April 23, 2024
@doitmuvaaa
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Omg look at how they classified Ella (our cat) upon intake for her spay “Overweight fatty in heat” pic.twitter.com/BSjBi1Rva5
— 🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥 (@wyntermitchell) April 6, 2024
@wyntermitchell
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Simpsons? This is Blues Clues man https://t.co/Ei2OtIWAO5
— Mr. Johnson ❄️ (@Mr_PHROZEN) April 26, 2024
@Mr_PHROZEN / @gavinthomas2015
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My 5-year-old told me a school friend gave him his address so he can go over for play dates. The address: pic.twitter.com/mfUjY9OaVN
— Nicole St. Denis (@nicosttweets) April 11, 2024
@nicosttweets
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should i airdrop this to the pilot on my flight pic.twitter.com/KEYzMiPoPv
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) April 11, 2024
@IsabelSteckel
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Just burned 1600 calories trying to avoid someone I knew at Walmart.
— 🇨🇦ƬӨЯᄃΉIΛ🇫🇷🇮🇹 (@kingtorc) April 10, 2024
@kingtorc
51.
10 yr old kid running the bodega cash register is all fun and funny until it’s not pic.twitter.com/VCRjeTI5vZ
— h (@ipodmacbook) April 10, 2024
@ipodmacbook
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A view enjoyed just once every 330 years. Humbled to be witness to this once in a lifetime reminder of nature's awesome and eternal beauty. pic.twitter.com/qlBBTN9VO4
— Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) April 8, 2024
@LukewSavage
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born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”
— Noor✰ (@itsdaaboi2) April 2, 2024
@itsdaaboi2
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— Evan Thomas (@EvanDerekThomas) April 8, 2024
@EvanDerekThomas
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just goofing around with deb pic.twitter.com/b5TyRs9vTN
— bobby wasabi (@bobbyteriyaki) April 1, 2024
@bobbyteriyaki
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Heard there was an earthquake, reached out to know your safe. This is the second time I felt the ground beneath me shake since you left. Hope your little brother is doing well with karate class pic.twitter.com/HJ2KybIn9A
— Marquez (@NewYorkMinute__) April 5, 2024
@NewYorkMinute__
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— okay (@ihaverhisen) April 3, 2024
@ihaverhisen
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she's so fucking funny😭 pic.twitter.com/Em1SzHvEMd
— ْ🧸 (@kissdeegirl) April 3, 2024
@hunterschafer via IG / @kissdeegirl / Via instagram.com
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I hope this email finds you-Waldo: *slams laptop shut* holy fuck that was close
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) April 24, 2024
@SvnSxty
60.
I hate DoorDash pic.twitter.com/Ewi4JNIrhk
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) April 7, 2024
@TheWapplehouse
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A lady had her giant poodle blocking the door to the coffee shop and as I try to reach for the door she stops me and says, “oh please don’t pet the dog she’s shy” and I’m like lady I’m getting coffee not petting your dog and this is the dog pic.twitter.com/iTkSf8kTVo
— amil (@amil) April 8, 2024
@amil
62.
Noam Chomsky is a crazy name like you sound hungry as fuck
— laila (@surroundedheads) April 2, 2024
@surroundedheads
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Nah this jersey is crazy pic.twitter.com/BlYDtfGNEf
— rone’s gamblin corner (@rone) April 24, 2024
ESPN / @rone
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“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court
— ☆ celeste ☆ (@cyb3rk1tty2003) April 6, 2024
@cyb3rk1tty2003
Which tweet made you cackle in April's funny-tweet roundup? Let us know your favorites in the comments below, and we'll see you back here in May!
