'Saturday Night Live' #TBT: Snow-pocalypse Now

Break out those shovels, East Coasters! This weekend’s weather report from Washington, D.C. to Boston is predicting a lot of snow — or as Buford Calloway calls it, “New Hampshire cocaine.”

Two years ago, Atlanta was crippled by a mere two inches of snow. Saturday Night Live couldn’t resist mocking the city for its completely bonkers reaction to the light dusting in this “Weekend Update” sketch featuring Taran Killam’s Buford Calloway.

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The Southern gentleman claimed he was so terrified at the first sight of “devil’s dandruff” aka “Connecticut confetti” aka “New England clam powder” that he preemptively shot his neighbor (can’t share those Costco rations) and spent the night in his Escalade with only “Dixie champagne” (Coca-Cola) to subsist on. The horror!

We’re keeping our fingers crossed that the massive snow storm forecast for the weekend won’t affect SNL. MMA fighter Ronda Rousey is hosting, with musical guest Selena Gomez.

Saturday Night Live airs Saturdays at 11:30 p.m. on NBC.