31 Badly Behaved People Who Are So, So, So Lucky To Still Be In Relationships
Good news! This post is all about people who almost certainly look a lot like this stud...
...this absolute stunner...
...and this genetically blessed pair!
The bad news is, they likely look like the hotties above because if they didn't...there's absolutely NO WAY they'd still have significant others!
1.For example, this girlfriend picks her nose while she drives (even with her boyfriend in the car!!!!!) and — ugh, gag — wipes her boogers on the steering wheel.
Booger girl has GOT to be the finest female physical specimen of all time, right? Like, "makes Emily Ratajkowski look homely" hot?
2.And this girlfriend — yes, someone who has successfully convinced another human being to date them — drives a car around with an interior that looks like this.
3.This boyfriend — dear lord — throws his Q-tips away in the freaking toilet.
4.And this husband — stifles vomit — took a big ole bite out of the family stick of butter and then put it back in the fridge.
Congratulations to this butter lover's spouse on being married to a man who surely makes Brad Pitt and Michael B. Jordan look like trolls!
5.This wife leaves her used flosser on the door handle like this...so she can reuse it the next day!!!
6.And this fiancé put the peanut butter back in the cabinet...like this.
A fiancé is someone you have YET to marry. Ahem. Just pointing that out.
7.This wife leaves the sugar bowl like this — every day — after making her coffee.
8.And this husband is incapable of returning his wife's car without it being almost totally on empty.
9.This wife couldn't be more wasteful if she tried...like, these "pieces for the trash" could feed a family!
10.This boyfriend refuses to replace this worn-worn-WORN-out toothbrush...which makes me wonder how freaking good-looking he must be if his partner still kisses him!
11.This girlfriend keeps buying Goldfish crackers without finishing a single bag.
12.And this husband keeps buying and opening new jars of jam without finishing the others first.
13.This wife — in one week; one! — abandoned this many glasses and mugs in the bathroom.
If your name's Zendaya: "Oh, honey, you gotta bring these cups back to the kitchen, silly!" If your name is, like, I don't know, Beth: "WTF IS GOING ON IN THIS BATHROOOOOOOOOOOM!"
14.And this boyfriend has a gaming setup that's one big, cluttered pile of attraction repellent (unless, of course, he looks more like an Adonis than a dumbass).
15.This girlfriend tried to make iced coffee by doing...this.
16.This wife has over 50,000 unread emails.
17.This wife gets annoyed if people don't put their shoes away...but leaves all of her shoes by the front door.
18.And this boyfriend put his drink down on his girlfriend's brand-new notebook.
19.This husband — knowing his wife bought a bag of her favorite candy and was waiting to eat it over the weekend — went ahead and nearly ate the whole damn thing.
20.This wife never, ever screws the lids back onto anything.
21.And this husband takes bites out of the cheese and puts it back in the fridge like this.
Horror movie music would literally be playing if I found this in my fridge.
22.After this wife's husband straightened up the kids' room, she said it was so messy, she "can't breathe."
23.This clearly very troubled (and very hot) husband eats chips from a bag with a spoon.
Bro, I don't care how much of a stud you are, what are you doing?!
24.And this wife ate every single marshmallow out of a family-size box of Count Chocula.
If the response to this was, "It's OK, babe," then, folks, this woman is impossibly beautiful.
25.This husband — WTF? — eats apples with a spoon.
26.This wife only leaves her husband this tiny sliver of bed to sleep on.
27.This husband isn't bringing much to his texting game...so I'm assuming he's bringing something else!
28.This girlfriend rests her laptop on the edge of the sink like this...yikes!
29.And this boyfriend never washes his glass between uses...so this is what his glass of water looks like after he had milk and cookies earlier.
30.This girlfriend leaves her silverware drawer looking like this.
What a monster...a beautiful, beautiful monster.
31.And lastly, this wife told her husband there were some leftover slices of pizza she'd kept for him...leftover slices she'd EATEN ALL THE TOPPINGS OFF OF!
I'm sorry, but NO ONE is hot enough to do this to pizza.
