This Week's "The Bachelorette" Had Such A Dramatic Exit That Even "The Bachelorette" Herself Tweeted About It

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1. We began the episode trying figure out why the math just wasn't mathing:

How is there only NINE (9) guys left??!!!! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/P048HG6CTW

— BachelorBtch (@bachelorbtch) July 18, 2023

@bachelorbtch / Via Twitter: @bachelorbtch

2. Our 6'7" king, Dotun, deservedly got his first one on one date, but at what cost?

This is why people lie on resumes… Dotun trusted the producers with his biggest fear#bachelorette #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/BTyekyL2ZR

— Kait Chura (@hkchura) July 18, 2023

@hkchura / ABC / Via Twitter: @hkchura

3. Saying "I'm afraid of heights" to a The Bachelorette producer is essentially volunteering to fling yourself off a bridge.

Dotun: My biggest fear is heights. Me, if I were to have gone on this show back in the day: My biggest fears are breweries, foreign cuisines, hot tubs, sporting events, and boat rides. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/YEIffxqLPI

— Bachelor Bob (@BachelorBob_) July 18, 2023

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4. The next solo date was awarded to a crowd favorite, Xavier:

Knitting king getting the 1 on 1 he deserves #TheBachelorette #bachelorette pic.twitter.com/PbbBBPbvCI

— Katlynn Hauber (@hauber_katlynn) July 18, 2023

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5. We love a crafty man!!

Xavier is wearing a KNITTED POCKET SQUARE?! He is the cutest man alive. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/XKtODIGqOC

— Lala (@itslalamfz) July 18, 2023

@itslalamfz / ABC / Via Twitter: @itslalamfz

6. Dibs were called on Joey, the human version of a green flag with twinkling green eyes to match:

I'm just saying, if Charity doesn't pick Joey can I call dibs... #thebachelorette #bachelorette pic.twitter.com/oz0vNPb2aR

— Accept This Rose (@IWatchBachelor) July 18, 2023

@IWatchBachelor / ABC / Via Twitter: @IWatchBachelor

7. It's never too early to place bets on who will be giving out the roses as next season's The Bachelor:

i would like to nominate John for Bachelor #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/1lR4UEPw7B

— MoodieforBach (@MoodieforBach) July 18, 2023

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8. As always, a villain emerged to join the hall of infamy. This season, it's the dangle earring-clad menace, Brayden:

The bigger the earrings the bigger the audacity that Brayden has #bachelorette #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/nwfbzajwB6

— 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔦 (@sarcasticmari) July 18, 2023

@sarcasticmari / ABC / Via Twitter: @sarcasticmari

9. It's not just his outfit choices that bother us:

It’s interesting how Brayden challenges toxic masculinity with his fashion choices but upholds it with his… everything else #thebachelorette

— Ashley T (@AshTalksBach) July 11, 2023

@AshTalksBach / Via Twitter: @AshTalksBach

10. Then again, it's not NOT his outfit choices:

“I just want her to stop being the bachelorette for one minute”And we want you to stop dressing like Ms. Darbus, but here we are. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/XxOJuDLaAq

— Katie 🔭🦝 (@flight2themoon) July 18, 2023

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11. We were all thinking the same thing the entire episode: this scarfed bro has to go.

Brayden taking every opportunity to talk negatively about Charity behind her back #TheBachelorette #bachelorette pic.twitter.com/9ohnnPl137

— Laige Pindsey 🌌 (@iironicaa) July 18, 2023

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12. A power move was made on the group date:

Sean escalating his fued with Brayden by wearing a larger, longer scarf.#thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/aZh7ULQWwf

— Bach Rants (@bach_rants) July 18, 2023

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13. When Sean said that Brayden was wearing a "shitty scarf" (fighting words), the producer challenged him:

Producer: “You’re wearing a scarf, what’s the difference between yours and his?”Sean: “This is cashmere.”#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/6vAhsSxgTE

— parks (@ParkerRhiannonn) July 18, 2023

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14. An icon, a legend, and the moment.

This just quickly became one of my favorite quotes in all of Bachelor history. #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/xdGQIYo7eW

— The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) July 18, 2023

@BacheloretteABC / ABC / Via Twitter: @BacheloretteABC

15. Scarf silliness aside, things got real when Brayden was caught speaking negatively about Charity and The Bachelorette experience as a whole, so Charity finally said "BYEEE!"

Brayden is gone!! #bachelorette #thebachelorette #BachelorNation pic.twitter.com/BWzjHALgx4

— Rachel Tensions (@DesireMyEmpire) July 18, 2023

@DesireMyEmpire / Lizzo / Via Twitter: @DesireMyEmpire

16. She even tweeted about it herself! Get 'em, Charity!!

Did you not come on the show knowing it was the bachelorette? Make it make sense. #thebachelorette

— Charity Lawson (@charitylaws_) July 18, 2023

@charitylaws_ / Via Twitter: @charitylaws_

17. Charity's brother, who warned her about bad vibes he felt from Brayden since week one, must have been behind the scenes just thrilled to know Brayden won't be attending a family dinner anytime soon:

Charity’s brother watching Brayden go home #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/PUZAfS9xHD

— The Bachelor Chronicles 🌹 (@WEB_DemBois) July 18, 2023

@WEB_DemBois / 20th Television / Via Twitter: @WEB_DemBois

18. Everyone let out a collective sigh of relief and enjoyed a moment of bliss:

why stress over the 24yo immature b**ch baby baby when you have an UNBOTHERED KNITTING BIOMEDICAL KING studying autoimmune diseases inspired by his MOTHER #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/yb0ca47PBA

— Shane McKeon (@ShaneMcKeon2) July 11, 2023

@ShaneMcKeon2 / ABC / Via Twitter: @ShaneMcKeon2

19. That bliss was short lived, because The Bachelorette is nothing without ✨the drama✨:

the men: we’re all feeling so good now that Brayden is gone producers waiting to send Brayden back in:#thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/ipbfCMiPw9

— the bitchelorette (@Bitchelorette_) July 18, 2023

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20. Guess who's back, back again?

Brayden marching back into the cocktail party like:#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/HqxOmhBpFg

— Bachelor Fantake (@BachelorFantake) July 18, 2023

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21. I have a feeling they heard his accessories jingling before they saw him physically.

“Is that Brayden?!” 💀💀#thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/G0iU3jBiop

— carly 👼🏼 (@carlymvandamme) July 18, 2023

@carlymvandamme / ABC / Via Twitter: @carlymvandamme

22. *awkwardly waits for kissing to end*

“mom i threw up” #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/JwDr8CrsmQ

— nicole (@coleprestans) July 18, 2023

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23. Oop! Jump scare!

Charity when she saw Brayden lurking in he corner all the sudden #thebachelorette #bachelorette pic.twitter.com/2UXDEdYCYV

— bach thoughts 😶‍🌫️🌹 (@scoobydoesnt) July 18, 2023

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24. Thankfully, he wasn't back to stay — only to apologize. I'm guessing his return was attempted damage control to his image because he's hoping to score a spot on Bachelor in Paradise 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ok the behavior from #Brayden on the #bachelorette was massive red flag behavior. Busting in when he's not invited, so rude and aggressive opening doors and looking for #Charity uninvited. No respect. Super controlling behavior. Run girl, far away. pic.twitter.com/r0zITMuAgX

— TrueCrimeChroniclesLB (@TCChroniclesLB) July 18, 2023

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25. The rose ceremony was a rough one. Alexa, play "Brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo.

CHARITY SENT JOHN HOME?! IN THIS ECONOMY?! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/aneMpNmJiW

— Kayla McKechnie (@kayla_mckechnie) July 18, 2023

@kayla_mckechnie / Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @kayla_mckechnie

26. Please respect Bachelor Nation during this time. We are in mourning.

Me realizing she said Sean instead of John #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/RXubbFbFSm

— yoongi and bts luvr⁷ (@cheerioyoongi) July 18, 2023

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27. Finally, I'll leave you with this gem:

New friend pose unlocked 🔓 #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/ECVwaoSZGZ

— Katie 🔭🦝 (@flight2themoon) July 18, 2023

@flight2themoon / ABC / Via Twitter: @flight2themoon

Do you have an early pick for the next season's The Bachelor? If it's John, will you be volunteering to join the cast and hopefully introducing him to your mom in the future? Let me know in the comments what you thought about this week's episode! 🌹