26 Tweets To Make You Laugh Because We Really Are Just Teeny, Teeny Little Ants In This Big Ol' World
Good morning/afternoon/evening, wherever you are! From NY's "devastating" earthquake to the eclipse, this past week has been jam-packed with funny moments.
More pictures of the devastation #NYCEarthquake2024 #onthescene pic.twitter.com/4OpMX5uWsA
— RICKY (@Rickyismsss) April 5, 2024
The earthquake and eclipse filled my timeline for most of the week, but I still managed to find many funny tweets in between the chaos. So, let's get into 'em all:
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A view enjoyed just once every 330 years. Humbled to be witness to this once in a lifetime reminder of nature's awesome and eternal beauty. pic.twitter.com/qlBBTN9VO4
— Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) April 8, 2024
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— Evan Thomas (@EvanDerekThomas) April 8, 2024
John Finney / Getty Images / Via Twitter: @EvanDerekThomas
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Sorry I didn't text back! I actually saw your text .025 seconds after you sent it but I didn't want to reply immediately and seem like a total loser whose whole life is being glued to her phone so I decided to wait and then darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) April 7, 2024
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(Responding to a friend who just said something insanely stupid) thats fair
— Motivational Pictures With Reality Deep Meaning (@doulbedoink) April 1, 2024
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born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”
— Noor✰ (@itsdaaboi2) April 2, 2024
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Help pic.twitter.com/lRliSXTZSk
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) April 7, 2024
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— okay (@ihaverhisen) April 3, 2024
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them: this is not a laughing matterme: pic.twitter.com/4UReEjss9L
— kam (@gravyring) April 7, 2024
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smoked lamb shank over mushroom lemon risotto w/ asparagus featuring my moms jablecloths pic.twitter.com/Sh5c8l9DPM
— bichael (@bichaelangelo) April 8, 2024
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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name like you sound hungry as fuck
— laila (@surroundedheads) April 2, 2024
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she's so fucking funny😭 pic.twitter.com/Em1SzHvEMd
— ْ🧸 (@kissdeegirl) April 3, 2024
Neon / @hunterschafer / Via Twitter: @kissdeegirl
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finally find a use for this idiot pic.twitter.com/QYLNbupMY7
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) April 7, 2024
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“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court
— ☆ celeste ☆ (@cyb3rk1tty2003) April 6, 2024
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there was a furry in the club last night and he pulled his mask off and my friends all gasped together because he was the hottest man there
— Koco Caine’s Straw (@tyjnick) April 7, 2024
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This is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing I've ever seen. I laughed so hard in the store I had to buy it pic.twitter.com/XcsKgHcgHE
— Aitrus Otter (@AitrusOtter) April 5, 2024
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$20 used to mean something
— :) (@zpyce) April 5, 2024
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New inflation index just dropped pic.twitter.com/RngUhxq4rn
— 🏛 Aristophanes 🏛 (@Aristos_Revenge) April 5, 2024
Subway / Via Twitter: @Aristos_Revenge
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I would turn my car on for white noise to help me sleep https://t.co/g4oHUTZ2Dw
— k (spring enjoyer) (@how_do_i_pdf) April 6, 2024
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You’re dating Manny from Modern Family https://t.co/QMTSz6v2DH
— Saddam Hussein (@RuhangaEd) April 5, 2024
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They should fly it like this and let everyone run around https://t.co/NqiOK9BOaR
— ottopivnerbfa (@OttoPivnerBFA) April 7, 2024
Boeing / Via boeing.mediaroom.com
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since these aren’t safe to fly anymore we should take the seats out and make them into clubs https://t.co/jgTP7qq2QY
— guy (@guysxtn) April 7, 2024
Boeing / Via boeing.mediaroom.com
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I hate DoorDash pic.twitter.com/Ewi4JNIrhk
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) April 7, 2024
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A lady had her giant poodle blocking the door to the coffee shop and as I try to reach for the door she stops me and says, “oh please don’t pet the dog she’s shy” and I’m like lady I’m getting coffee not petting your dog and this is the dog pic.twitter.com/iTkSf8kTVo
— amil (@amil) April 8, 2024
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And lastly:
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omg found it https://t.co/POlOliSeDy pic.twitter.com/c8QhJVMGcJ
— 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐲 (@sidcollett) April 7, 2024
@imaginedragonseuropa / Via tiktok.com
See ya next week! Don't forget to shoot these creators a follow if you liked their tweets. And for more funny tweets, check out our most recent weekly roundups:
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