1.The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:

2.The person whose entire world just got rocked by a pill mix-up:

3.The person whose pizza has seen some terrible things:

4.The person who let the Sasquatch borrow their heels:

5.The person who had the unthinkable happen to their poor, poor marshmallows:

6.The person whose mozzarella sticks contained nary a stick of mozzarella:

7.The person who is facing the egg dilemma to end all egg dilemmas:

8.The person who turned their bed into a candle crime scene:

9.The person who had some real Italian coffee:

10.The proud new owner of the Samsung Dalí remote:

11.The person whose couch print will provide future archaeologists with a special glimpse into the way people used to eat it in 2023:

12.The person who did the best they could:

13.The person who got a fun little surprise with their floss:

14.The person who got a little extra protein with their cereal:

15.The person who got EXACTLY what they wanted:

16.The person whose plates might have a few blemishes:

17.The person who knows 2023's hottest look will be "shirt that got caught in a tool at the job site":

18.The person who is now forever trapped within the confines of their hoodie:

19.And the person who brutally ended this poor slug's time on Earth: