Help, I Can't Stop Laughing At These People On The Internet Who Totally, Completely, 100% Nailed Their Responses Last Week

1.On long walks:

Twitter: @arch_crimes

2.On the planets:

someone says you can only see 5 planets and someone replies, that it's actually 6 because you can definitely see earth

3.On political correctness:

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4.On sitcoms:

someone wanting to question someone's definition of a sitcom

5.On socks:

Twitter: @no_im_bk

6.On burps:

puncromancer.tumblr.com

7.On names:

reddit.com

8.On old people:

old people, more like fold people, makes an origami swan out of grandma

9.On life changing purchases:

what life changing item can you buy for less than $100. someone answers Heroin, you said life changing, it doesn't need to be a good thing

10.On the inevitable passage of time:

all pics are old, that's how picture works

11.On self-care:

on coca cola cleaning off rust someone says, i've been drinking soda and my body's rust free

12.On microwaves:

person can spend their entire life inside a microwave before dying

13.On usernames:

theyellowbrickroad.tumblr.com

14.On melting snow:

snow melting faster on the tile corners because the corners are 90 degrees

15.On music:

reddit.com

16.On life:

reddit.com

17.On the only review that matters:

review on a casket says, five stars, no complaints from grandpa

18.And on time:

Not a stranger, obviously, but still... wow. Somethin' to think about.