15 Tweets That Hilariously (And Tragically) Highlight Why Modern Dating Is Hot Garbage
Whether you're smitten with a partner or living your best single life, you're probably no stranger to the weird world of dating. These hilarious tweeters were brave enough to say exactly what we've all been thinking when it comes to dating in this day and age:
1.
I’m deleting dating apps and going back to bed with my vibrator
2.
Stop dating people who only wanna see you at night. You not a roach
3.
If you're having a bad day, just remember someone is dating your ex and thinking they got lucky 😂
4.
Deleting dating apps so I can find love the old fashioned way (being locked in a tower until an ogre and his donkey come and rescue me)
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when guys on dating apps ask me who my favourite philosopher is i make up a random german sounding name. half of the time they “oh yeah i’ve read some of his stuff”
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every straight woman I know is dating him
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dating actually makes me feel insane like I do not WANT to get drinks and ask how many siblings you have I WANT to be CHERISHED
8.
Dating me you getting a comedian and a bully all in one
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dating a loser will really alter ur brain chemistry
10.
dating me is easy u just gotta reassure me u like me every 45 seconds
11.
modern day dating is making out at a bar one night and then just watching each other's instagram stories everyday until you die
12.
we dating in my head so idc
13.
WHY DOES EVERYONE ON DATING APPS LIKE HIKING SO MUCH
14.
Dating is so easy. You just ask someone out and they say no
15.And...
u guys were makin fun of plankton for dating a computer screen now look at yall 😭
