15 Gems From Orlando Bloom’s Newly Public Instagram — Including His ‘Sex Tape’

Suzy Byrne
·Editor, Yahoo Entertainment

When the world has seen you buck naked, there’s no need for any secrets. That must have been what inspired Orlando Bloom to make his private Instagram account public.

On Thursday, Bloom opened the floodgates — to fangirls, spammers, and those really annoying commenters who write “first” (even though they’re totally not first). The change was noted in a post with just two words, “I CAVED.” One of the first to comment was his ex-wife, Miranda Kerr, who wrote, “Nice one.”

For a few minutes, it was kinda cool to see Orlando’s name with just a couple of hundred followers next to it. A few hours later, it’s up to about 85,000.

While we’re sure the account had been scrubbed clean by his handlers before it was made public (there is a serious lack of girlfriend Katy Perry, especially if they are talking kids serious), the Pirates of the Caribbean hunk, 39, has shared some interesting, artsy, and amusing photos over the past 57 weeks. Here are some that caught our eye…

Yes, he was at Burning Man with Katy.

a burn thru the burn????black rock city????????

A video posted by @orlandobloom on Sep 3, 2016 at 12:48pm PDT

While she isn’t featured prominently in his feed (it seems like it could be her in the background of a couple of videos), this appears to be Butters, her beloved pooch.

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Mar 13, 2016 at 7:21am PDT

Butters is cute and everything, but here is his BFF Sidi.

Hanging in there. 12years. What I wouldn’t give to get him a new liver.

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Sep 11, 2015 at 8:37pm PDT

Of course, there are cute pics of him with his kiddo too. The kid being Flynn, his 5-year-old son with Miranda.

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Mar 2, 2016 at 9:07pm PST

Seeing “Lando” paddleboarding naked with Katy? Old news. Check him out cozying up to this beauty in India.

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Dec 24, 2015 at 8:24pm PST

Now, if you’ve ever wanted to see the Lord of the Rings star dressed like Santa while riding an elephant (we’re sure a few of you have it on your list), today is your lucky day. Another pic from his trip to India.

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Dec 25, 2015 at 8:38am PST

For the record, we could watch him namaste all day.

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Mar 2, 2016 at 9:06pm PST

Some of his posts are more serious, including ones from his UNICEF missions to war-torn areas, including Ukraine. Listen to them saying goodbye to their VIP visitor.

School number 2 Myronivsky

A video posted by @orlandobloom on Apr 29, 2016 at 3:59am PDT

He looks like he’s on Mars, but this is Utah. That’s where he spent July Fourth.

A video posted by @orlandobloom on Jul 5, 2016 at 12:14pm PDT

He gives Sly a run for his money. Just sayin’.

when you are chasing down the guy who stole your swimming trunks

A video posted by @orlandobloom on Sep 1, 2016 at 11:44am PDT

When it comes to dirt bikes, he’s a big kid.

New bike, new suit, more fun than you can shake a stick at ????????????‼️

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Jan 10, 2016 at 10:35am PST

Is this his mom? We have no idea. It makes us laugh thinking it’s her flipping the bird though.

my mum

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Sep 3, 2016 at 7:58am PDT

We’re not sure what this is about. We’re not sure if we want to know what this is about either.


A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Aug 31, 2016 at 1:16pm PDT

Just when you think a celeb is too cool for school, you find out he takes goofy vacation pictures too.

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Dec 20, 2015 at 1:49pm PST

And our favorite of the lot.

my sex tape ????

A photo posted by @orlandobloom on Sep 3, 2016 at 9:52am PDT

Pretty clever, lad. Keep ’em coming.