111 Comebacks You Wish You Would've Come Up With

We rounded up the wittiest comebacks that Twitter and Reddit had to offer — scroll for some absolutely blistering burns.

1. This response that probably took that person’s ego down a notch:

2. This difference in perspectives:

3.This award-winning line:

4.This generational burn:

5. This response that's worth a million bucks:

6. This detail-oriented mic drop:

7. This arithmetically accurate callout:

8.This animated response:

9. This COVID-era comeback:

10. These subtle slights:

11. This reminder that we all have different standards:

12. This smooth burn:

13. This textbook comeback:

14. This distinction in demises:

15. This tweet that is all too relatable:

16. This very appropriate reference:

17. This math-forward myth buster:

18.This linguistic lash-out:

19. This mind-blowing discovery:

20. This thread that got real, real fast:

21. This response that came full circle:

22. This comeback that points out there is no Pokémon Go Outside:

23.This mother of all burns:

24. This historically epic exchange:

25. This burn of biblical proportions:

26. This response that is just hilarious:

27. This patriotic mix-up:

28. This colossal comeback:

29. This bear-ly endurable burn:

30.This simple *roast*:

31.This potentially market-changing remark:

32.This literal burn:

33.This exchange that antagonizes an animal:

34.This comment that brought the people together:

35.This deliciously clever response:

36.This decadent debate:

37.This (un)fortunate response:

38.This comeback, coming for your childhood:

39.This epic exchange:

40.This beautifully accented burn:

41.This thread that totally applies logic:

42.This relatable retort that is making you check your phone right now:

43.This response, in the name of defending animal mascots:

44.This crush-ing comeback:

45.This multilayered response:

46.This response that is just good math:

47.This comeback that is Sheer(an) genius:

48.This thread, with a scrumptious spellcheck:

49.This burn of many sizes:

50.This response by a user now taking personal requests:

51. This burn that keeps on burning:

52. This electrifying burn:

53. This horrifyingly accurate comeback:

54. This response that is just a good life lesson:

55. This response, rich in good points:

56. This burn that probably ruffled someone's feathers:

57. This comeback that speaks for a generation:

58. This unequivocal burn that points out systemic inequality:

59. This burn, baby, burn:

60. This burn filled with internet-era irony:

61.This *sick* burn:

62. This comeback that shows the importance of those magic words:

63. This apocalyptically epic comeback:

64. This remark with a religious exemption:

65. This comeback that probably will cause him to wear masks again:

66. This god-awful burn:

67. This comeback that will make someone get their vision checked:

68. This burn that cites history as its witness:

69. This record-breaking response:

70. This comeback by a consent hero:

71. This burn by a bookworm:

72. This subtle burn to a competitor — we definitely don't know which one:

73. This callout that should go *viral*:

74. This response that puts pets first:

75. This burn that doesn't require a calculator:

76. This good Christian comeback:

77. This response that got personal:

78. This spirited comeback:

79. This eye-for-an-eye exchange:

80.This response for the win:

81. This very well-earned burn:

82. This response that rained on someone's parade:

83. This response is just so simple, yet brilliant:

84.This response that shouldn't need to be said:

85. This more-than-fair comeback:

86. This hilarious response:

87. This Whitney quip:

88. This response that was just electric:

89. This burn that honestly kind of makes you hungry for Wendy's:

90. This unchivalrous comeback:

91. This reaction that will make you want to brush up on some light reading:

92. This bookish burn:

93. This response that begs one to pardon her French:

94.This honest comeback:

95. This very-much-needed reply:

96. This really rude retort:

97. This thread that puts everyone in their place:

98. This burn that is extremely relatable:

99.This cringeworthy comeback:

100. This response with a strategy:

101.This thread with artistic flair:

102. This unmasked gem of a response:

103. This burn that got appropriately personal:

104. This burn that includes a Bunsen burner:

105. This child-size comeback that packs a punch:

106.This response that points to a historic problem:

107. This comeback that makes you think:

108. This burn that deserves a chef's kiss:

109.This delicious McComeback:

110. This brutal burn:

111.This comeback that proves mothers do know best:

This article contains content from Dave Stopera, Mike Spohr, Cates Holderness, Tessa Fahey, Daniella Emanuel, and Andy Golder. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.