10 Tweets From Our New Acting Attorney General
On Wednesday, Donald Trump announced via tweet that beleaguered Attorney General and extremely lost Keebler Elf Jeff Sessions had resigned (though moments later we learned this was at Trump's request). Sessions's replacement would not be Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, as we might have assumed, but Sessions's chief of staff, an attorney and CNN legal commentator named Matthew G. Whitaker.
Whitaker might have known this was coming since usually one knows about these things, not to mention that he penned an op-ed for CNN published in August 2017 in which he called Robert Mueller's investigation a "mere witch hunt," which felt like him shrieking into the Oval Office that he was ready for a promotion.
Regardless, he failed to delete a majority of his past tweets. Here are some of them.
My new law firm just got our high speed internet hooked up!!!! Don't need to hijack Taco John's free wi fi any more.
- Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) December 30, 2009
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! I am thankful for so much. God is great. pic.twitter.com/9CWXZb9B08
- Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) November 23, 2017
It was hotter when my wife worked there!
Shive-Hattery named a ‘hot firm’ http://t.co/PmeVV0Bb- Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) December 8, 2011
Am I the only one that, if I owned a NFL team, would trade for @TimTebow ?
- Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) March 19, 2012
What I do in my free time. #powerclean #CrossFit pic.twitter.com/EO5iDKbIMG
- Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) August 25, 2017
Few things are more enjoyable than a hot cup of coffee in the morning! Have a great day.
- Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) April 15, 2009
Is the #Borderwall going to be similar to #thewall on #GoT ? If so, where is #eastwatch ?
- Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) August 23, 2017
Like Chess, You Can Learn to Train Your Emotions http://t.co/gDwL4Tb5
- Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) July 11, 2012
.@craftyusername1 I am sure you saw this--How to overclock your graphics card and make PC games run fasterhttp://bit.ly/1Fq4YdN h/t @PCMag
- Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) May 21, 2015
Worth a read. "Note to Trump's lawyer: Do not cooperate with Mueller lynch mob" https://t.co/a1YY9H94Ma via @phillydotcom
- Matt Whitaker 🇺🇸 (@MattWhitaker46) August 7, 2017
Very cool and sweet.
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