Gag gifts are better than earnest gifts.
Why be thoughtful when you could be a wise-cracking asshole instead? This holiday season, give someone you know the gift of laughter, most likely at their own expense. These are 30 funny Christmas gift ideas to peruse. They'll sure as hell be more memorable than a lame candle or a dumb pen, whether you need a gag gift for a family member, an office Secret Santa exchange, or your friend group's White Elephant.
Crimson King: In his sworn testimony to Congress, through his attorney, Lev Parnas testified that he told a representative of the incoming Ukrainian government that "it had to announce an investigation into Trump’s political rival, Joe Biden and his son, or else Vice President Mike Pence would not attend the swearing-in of the new Ukrainian president and the United States would freeze Ukrainian aid." This a a matter of US Congressional record regardless of any thumbs-downs.