12 Christmas Movies That Definitely Aren’t for Kids (Photos)
10 Christmas Movies That Definitely Aren’t for Kids (Photos)
Sure, Christmas is a time of joy for children of all ages, but that doesn’t mean that grown-ups can’t have the cinematic equivalent of a spiked egg nog. After you’ve packed the little ones off to bed, enjoy these movies, from the hilarious to the horrifying, that are aimed at adult audiences.
A Bad Moms Christmas (2017): The bad moms just want to have fun, even when their own bad moms come rolling into town to celebrate the season. Santas will strip, and the egg nog will be spiked.
Better Watch Out (2017): This clever holiday horror-comedy takes the youthful sadism of “Home Alone” and ratchets it up a few notches, with teenage Luke (Levi Miller, “Pan”) hiding some real darkness behind that sweet face.
The Ref (1994): Cat burglar Denis Leary is forced to play marriage counselor to bickering spouses Kevin Spacey and Judy Davis in this pungently hilarious farce.
Some Girls (1988): Long before he was McDreamy, Patrick Connelly played a horny college student bewitched by three sisters (played by Jennifer Connelly, Sheila Kelley and Ashley Greenfield) in an early Sundance hit that’s still underappreciated (and still sexy).
The Silent Partner (1978): Bank teller Elliott Gould and robber Christopher Plummer play a deadly game of cat-and-mouse; this twisty thriller was an early success for the late Curtis Hanson, who scripted.
Metropolitan (1990): Writer-director Whit Stillman scored a dynamite debut — and made a low-budget indie look great by shooting in holiday-decorated Manhattan — with this smart and sprightly tale of young debutantes in love.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005): One of Robert Downey’s best pre-Marvel roles was as a struggling actor caught up in a Christmastime conspiracy, trading quips with scene-stealers Val Kilmer and Michelle Monaghan.
Go (1999): Writer John August and director Doug Liman keep the twists and the wisecracks coming in this ensemble piece about young L.A. types chasing down ecstasy. The cast is full of before-they-were-famous folks.
Eyes Wide Shut (1999): If you don’t think of this as a Christmas movie, you haven’t seen it lately; director Stanley Kubrick inserts twinkle lights and trees all over this sexual thriller starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
Christmas Evil (1980): John Waters’s favorite Christmas movie involves a Santa obsessive (Brandon Maggart, Tony nominee and dad of Fiona Apple) who takes his naughty list to homicidal extremes.
“Black Christmas” (1974): A decade before making the classic “A Christmas Story,” director Bob Clark invented the holiday slasher with this still-chilling cult fave about sorority sisters fending off an obscene phone caller.
“A Christmas Tale” (2008):
Catherine Deneuve isn’t the usual mom-with-cancer; this matriarch demands her kids give her a bone marrow transplant in this biting, brilliant family story.
