Comedian Julian McCullough holds a crab walk contest at the University of Columbus to give people a chance to win tickets to see Kendrick Lamar in concert.
E. Paul: Kim Jong Un has a serious medical condition that affects his mental status. When he was 10 years old his parents bought him a Playskool toy chainsaw. Unfortunately, he was playing with it and cut his little penis off leaving a small cockette stub. Since then he has a condition called "Penis Envy". This is why he acts out and tries to be a real grown-up man, taking his frustrations out on everyone else, including the US. Whenever he gets a visit from Dennis Rodman, they always meet in Kim's bedroom along with 10 or so young women. Kim loves watching Rodman use his big tool on the women making them scream. This seems to be one of the few ways Kim can actually have an orgasm. Poor Kim Jong Un.