Twitter Responds to Trump Report With Pee Jokes
Following the release of an unsubstantiated report alleging, among many other things, that President-elect Donald Trump hired "a number of prostitutes to perform a 'golden showers' (urination) show in front of him" at a hotel in Russia, Twitter has responded in the best way it knows how - by making a bunch of pee jokes.
Despite some criticism over BuzzFeed's choice to publish the 35-page dossier on Tuesday night, the internet was quick to get both #GoldenShowers and #PEEOTUS trending, choosing to focus on the president-elect's alleged desire to defile a bed President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama had once slept in before turning to the report's other unverified claims that Trump might have committed treason.
But of course, regardless of where you stand on the political spectrum, everyone can appreciate a good pee pun - so here are just a few of the funniest jokes Twitter had to offer in response to the whole ordeal.
1.
"Hey Donald, what are your plans for your urine-augurat-"#goldenshowers pic.twitter.com/y0ASi4mZcu
- Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) January 11, 2017
2.
When Trump can't respond to all the memes individually so he drops his response album. #GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/i6BHXQu3G8
- Travon Free (@Travon) January 11, 2017
3.
STREEP spelled backwards is PEE RTs
- Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) January 11, 2017
4.
"Joe you can't just mutter 'peetus' under your breath when we meet him"
"I don't see why not. Peetus. It's his name."#GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/mTZ0V0KI5g- Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 11, 2017
5.
When it comes to supporting @realDonaldTrump, either urine or you're out #GoldenShowers
- RedMenace (@RedMennace) January 11, 2017
6.
Guys, the reports of Trump liking #GoldenShowers are unsubstantiated. Let's wait until the full story trickles out.
- Megan Ganz (@meganganz) January 11, 2017
7.
I wonder if Trump's press conference tomorrow will have a live stream.
- George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) January 11, 2017
8.
This what they mean by trickle down economics?! #PEEOTUS #GoldenShowers
- Conye Stressed (@blackandtanned2) January 11, 2017
9.
Should we be worried about President-elect Donald Trump? Depends.
- Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 11, 2017
10.
NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did.
TRUMP: Hold my beer.
NIXON: Wait this isn’t beer- Ash (@oneLOUDERash) January 11, 2017
11.
KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there
URINE
Urine who??
URINE FOR COUNTLESS BAD TRUMP PISS JOKES TONIGHT- Sam Escobar 👻 (@myhairisblue) January 11, 2017
12.
"PEE-ceful transfer of power" pic.twitter.com/CUFc1buaXO
- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2017
13.
So I guess that makes us...
The Pee See police?- Rhea Butcher (@RheaButcher) January 11, 2017
14.
*reads the Trump pee story*
*clears throat*
LOOKS LIKE HILLARYS EMAIL ISNT THE ONLY THING THAT LEAKED
*sails away in an ocean of high fives*- Rob Fee (@robfee) January 11, 2017
15.
Me: This is highly suspect hearsay within hearsay from less than credible sources.
Inner me: Make the pee pee jokes. pic.twitter.com/piYsetszOG- Alan Smithee (@ActualFlatticus) January 11, 2017
16.
*trump giving tour of his apartment*
as u can see, everythings golden. golden interiors, golden chairs, golden walls
*walks toward bathroom*- jomny sun, authoer (@jonnysun) January 11, 2017
17.
Listen, in ten days we need to accept that Donald Trump is our president with a capital pee.
- Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) January 11, 2017
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