Rest Easy Knowing Paul Ryan Has Faith in Donald Trump
Speaker Paul Ryan, the zombie-eyed granny starver from the state of Wisconsin, tells us via CNBC not to worry our silly little heads about the possibility that the president-elect is just in it to loot the country.
"I have every bit of confidence he's going to get himself right with moving himself from the business guy that he is to the president he's going to be," Ryan told CNBC's "Squawk Box."… Ryan said the "legal details of how he divorces himself from his business" do not concern him in Congress. "I know he will" cut himself off from his companies, Ryan said. The Wisconsin Republican said he instead plans to focus on legislation for tax reform, Affordable Care Act repeal and other issues when Trump takes office in January.
Translation from the original weaselspeak: "I don't care if he sells off Yellowstone to Ivanka for five bucks as long as I get to make the lives of 20 million Americans properly miserable."
Biggest. Fake. Ever.
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