ROLL CALL: Snooki: I'm Not Pregnant!

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Jionni LaValle and Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi attend Luxy Entertainment Complex in Toronto on December 3, 2011 -- Getty Premium

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Mama Meatball?: Reports surfaced on Wednesday claiming that "Jersey Shore's" Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was expecting, but the reality star shot down the baby on board claims. "Why are people calling me fat? That's so rude!" Snooki told the paparazzi on Wednesday in New York City. "Are you pregnant?" a paparazzo asked. "No!" she snapped back, saying that possibly down the road it could happen. "In the future, I want to get married." We'll have to hold on to this blinged-out leopard print onesie we bought for her.

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Miley's New Pricey Ride!: Miley Cyrus reportedly got herself a serious new ride last week. According to TMZ, the young star dropped a cool $127,000 on a white Mercedes 2012 SL550 convertible. Check out the car that most of us will never drive, HERE!

Nicki Banned!: Nicki Minaj's latest music video for "Stupid Hoe" is reportedly too much for BET. The Huffington Post reports that the network didn't specify why Nicki's video was banned, but pointed out the excessive repetition of, "You a stupid hoe," in the song and that the rap star appears to show her backside in the video. Check out her too-hot-for-BET video, HERE!

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Skyfall First Look: Daniel Craig is back to his secret agent ways and the Official James Bond website has the first look of the actor in action in "Skyfall." Check it out, HERE!

-By Jesse Spero

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