How Does Joe Jonas’s New Steamy Shirtless Shot Compare to Nick’s?
Now and then we have to take one for the team, as it were, and do a story strictly for the greater good of humanity. Comparing Joe Jonas’s sexy shirtless photos to what Nick posted a few months back falls into that category.
A photo posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on Jan 12, 2017 at 9:33am PST
The DNCE singer, 27, appears in a new ad campaign for Guess and shared four of the sizzling shots on social media. We thought his little brother Nick, 24, cornered the market for the fam when it came to bare-chested hot shots, but we were wrong. Joe is burnin’ up, burnin’ up, baby.
A photo posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on Jan 11, 2017 at 1:50pm PST
(Or something like that.)
A photo posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on Jan 11, 2017 at 4:40pm PST
For no other reason than pure superficiality (and let’s face it — they are begging for it), let’s compare Joe and Nick’s barely-there performances in front of the camera…
Joe Jonas | Nick Jonas | |
Project: | Guess ad | Men’s Fitness cover |
Body lubricant: | More oil than the BP Spill | Well-blended lotion |
Undies color: | White | Black |
Tattoos: | One | One |
Arm size: | Normal | Holy cats! |
Nipple exposure: | One-and-a-half | Zero |
Abdominal V: | Yes | Yes |
Six-pack abs: | Yes (more like eight) | Yes |
Five o’clock shadow: | Yes | Yes |
Package photoshopping: | Seems likely | Seems likely |
Body hair: | No | Yes |
Is there a clear winner? Hey, we’ll leave that to you to decide. We know you have your favorite and we don’t want to taint that.
Though we will say — the pressure is on, Kevin. Your move…
