Give Your Loved Ones the Gift of Instagram Fame This Holiday Season
This holiday season, hold off on the steaks and perfume. There’s only one thing that everyone who’s anyone wants: to be Instagram famous. So this year, give your loved ones the jump-start they need by providing them with all the props necessary to make it look like they’re famous enough for sponsored posts.
Teeth whitening
What is it? Express Smile Atlanta At Home Teeth Whitening Kit, $35
How it will look on Instagram: Pose for a photo with that telltale LED glow and a smirk that says, “This photo paid for a week in Turks and Caicos.”
Who’s endorsed it: Everyone
Waist training
What is it? Waist Gang Society The Works!, $119.99
How it will look on Instagram: Painful and more than a little desperate.
Who’s endorsed it: Slap a waist trainer around you and you’re practically a Kardashian.
Teas
What is it? FitTea 14 Day Detox, $25
How it will look on Instagram: Like you’re prepping for a big magazine shoot.
Who’s endorsed it: A lot of people who have since deleted said endorsements from their Instagram feeds.
What is it? MateFit Pink 700 ml Bottle, $9.95
How it will look on Instagram: Like you tried to find a casual way to show off a day-glo pink bottle of herb tea, but then you just gave up and posted whatever.
Who’s endorsed it: A lot of people who really shouldn’t have to stoop to this level.
What is it? Lyfe Tea 28-Day Teatox (sweet Christ, that word), $55.95
How it will look on Instagram: Like you’re Hilary Duff and you really don’t want to be doing this.
Who’s endorsed it: Hilary Duff
What is it? Bootea 28-Day Teatox, £34.99
How it will look on Instagram: Like you’re famous across the pond; also like you were totally #TeamLohan back in the day.
Who’s endorsed it: Lindsay Lohan
Protein Shakes
What is it? Protein World Slender Blend, $48
How it will look on Instagram: Like you’re not so much into working out as you are into posing for photos of you working out.
Who’s endorsed it: Honestly, who knows? Can you identify these people?
Beauty
What Is It? Hairburst, $37.78 (one-month supply)
How it will look on Instagram: Who told you these were extensions?
Who’s endorsed it: Former Disney stars, former The Hills stars
What is it? Hairfinity, $24.99 (one-month supply)
How it will look on Instagram: Like you just bleached the crap out of your hair for a mere 72 hours and now it could use some serious repair.
Who’s endorsed it: Kim Kardashian
What is it? Nip + Fab Glycolic Fix Pads, $12.95
How it will look on Instagram: Like you’re pretty sure no one can tell your #nomakeupselfie is heavily airbrushed.
Who’s endorsed it: The usual suspects.
