A Drug Dealer Tried To Fool Police By Dressing Up As An Elderly Man

From Esquire

Fugitives have done some (impressively) elaborate things people have done to avoid getting caught by the fuzz-like using spikes and a smoke shield during a car chase, for example. And if there's an award for Most Creative Fugitive, we're gonna have to give it to Shaun Miller for his pretty legit "old man" disguise-even though it didn't work.

NECN reports that authorities went to a house in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, looking for alleged drug dealer Shaun Miller. They surrounded the home and ordered Miller to come outside, only to be greeted by a hunched-over elderly man. Seems innocent enough, right?

The police themselves admitted that the disguise was "realistic," but they saw through it anyway, pulled it off, and placed the 31-year-old under arrest.

The disguise cost Miller $2,000, and he wore it everywhere, according to police. Unfortunately for him, $2,000 isn't enough to keep police from finding you and your $30,000 worth of cash inside the house. Nice try, dude, but it could be worse-you could have been eaten by an alligator while hiding from the popos.

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