Ah, spoilers: you either love them or hate them, but fake spoilers - the more preposterous the better - are always good for a laugh.
On this week’s episode of Entertainment Weekly: The Show, Bones star Tamara Taylor (who plays Camille Saroyan) stopped by to share some crazy plot twists that’ll most definitely not happen on the upcoming series finale.
Here are a few examples of what she cooks up:
1. You’ll finally get to meet Bones’ sister: Muscles.
2. In the final episode, Bones rips off a face mask and you find out she’s actually Dr. McCoy from Star Trek.
3. Bones tries to join Instagram but discovers the handle @Bones has been taken by an adult film star.
4. As a gag, Bones goes to the county courthouse and has her first name legally changed to chicken.
Watch the clip above to hear more of Taylor’s fake spoilers, and catch the full episode on the People/Entertainment Weekly Network (PEN) at PEOPLE.com/PEN, or download the PEN app on Apple TV, Roku Players, Amazon Fire TV, Xumo, Chromecast, iOS, and Android devices.
To find out what actually happens, the Bones series finale airs March 28 at 9 p.m. on Fox.