This morning in "Bodacious Blonde Catfights," we have an alleged one-sided feud between Scarlett Johansson and Blake Lively. According to Us Weekly, Johansson is reportedly fuming with jealousy over Lively's romantic relationship with her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds. "Scarlett is pissed that he's not under her spell anymore," quoth a source. "She realized what a great catch Ryan was." Any chance of reconciliation was ruined -- again, reportedly -- by ScarJo's rebound with Sean Penn, whom she split from earlier this year following a five-month, post-divorce affair. "Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love," the source blabs, "but then she flaunted Sean right after their split, and he was done." Meanwhile, "Things are great (or Blake and Ryan). They haven't had a fight yet!" Give it time. Soon Lively will grow resentful of Reynolds' eight-pack, and the honeymoon phase will be over.
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