Think the Situation's demands for promotional appearances are ridiculous? Think again. The Smoking Gun has gotten its hands on Katy Perry's 45-page concert rider, which surpasses Mariah levels of divadom.
Among Perry's requirements:
--Her dressing room must be draped in cream or soft pink, and outfitted with two cream-colored egg chairs, one with a footstool.
--Drivers cannot talk to Perry, or look her directly in the eye. They can't speak to fans, or guests of the pop star. They are banned from staring at the backseat through the rearview mirror. Also, chaffeurs should not "ask for autographs for pictures, and especially not while driving!"
--Perry's floral requests: "White and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies. If those flowers are not on hand, she will settle for a "selection of seasonal white flowers to include white orchids." Noted, in Kanye-style all caps, "ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS."
Geez. What happened to simple star demands, like a roomful of apricot-scented candles and a bulk-size jar of M&M's without the brown candies?