No, that is not Dita Von Teese. It's Rumer Willis, all dressed up in '40s vintage-y attire for a children's charity event in Hollywood.
Despite all the drama at home (cough, her mother's possible d-i-v-o-r-c-e from Ashton Kutcher, cough), Willis is showing no signs of domestic strife on the red carpet.
Let's break it down:
The Dress: figure-flattering and one-of-a-kind, without trying too hard. The blue-and-white print with tribal-red trim is retro-pretty, and the black belt brings it all together while cinching her waist to create an hourglass shape. The plunging neckline is both sophisticated and sexy -- which could describe Demi Moore's style as well.
The Shoes: As any red-carpet poser knows, wearing a bold "shoe" -- we just broke our rule of not repeating annoying fashionista-isms, sorry! -- will get you noticed by bored photographers who are always looking for something new and colorful. Willis' red platforms are the equivalent of dangling a shiny object at the camera, even if they are A) overshadowed by the look-at-me quality of the dress and B) matchy-matchy with the carpet.
The Hair: "Rihanna Red" is soooooo played out. But on Willis the magenta hue looks fresh and vibrant against her pale, "Twilight"-y skin and Von Teese-ian mane. (We're not saying she's a vampire. Or a vaguely employed burlesque dancer, for that matter.)
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