The women of Bravo's "The Real Housewives" know a thing or two about dirt: how to dish it, where to throw it, and when to make it disappear.
Omg! caught up with Kyle Richards of the Beverly Hills franchise, who in the off-season is lending her wit to Clorox's new tool for folks in need of advice (or a laugh) when it comes to life's everyday messes: the "Ick-tionary."
A wiki for everything from diaper disasters to refrigerator nightmares, the reality star shared some of her biggest ick moments.
"As a mom of four there are so many stories," Richards said, "from [4-year-old] Portia projectile vomiting on me to my new golden puppy eating absolutely everything."
Kyle's even had her share of embarrassment with the weapon of choice for any Housewives dinner party: wine.
"Mauricio [Umansky] and I had a lot of fun coming up with some clever names for these moments," she said of her husband, "like 'Lady In Red,' when you spill too much red wine on your white shirt. I did that in Puerto Rico."
Talk naturally turned to the past season, which featured plenty of on-screen messiness, like the brutal two-part reunion where Adrienne Maloof was a no-show and Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle continued to air their dirty laundry.
"God, that day," Richards recalled. "As soon as it was over, I felt like I was skipping out of there. Even thought I felt like I was being attacked, and there was so much negativity, I was just so glad it was over."
And though Beverly Hills is a small town, Richards maintains she hasn't seen Maloof out and about.
"No, I haven't seen her at all, but she really alienated herself from the cast the whole season. [It] doesn't surprise me," she noted.
While Richards couldn't confirm that Beverly Hills was back at work taping a new season, cast member Yolanda Foster let it slip that Bravo cameras were rolling. Here's to a lot more juicy messes.
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