The above phrase might be a regular one soon around Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney's household.
The late night talk show host returned to work on Monday after tying the knot with Molly — who is co-head writer on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" — earlier this month.
"We are back from a two-week vacation. I have a beard. I got married... Which I guess means I have two beards," Kimmel quipped.
"The reason I got married is I needed a Panini maker and it seemed like the cheapest way to get it," continued the comic (Jimmy and Molly spent their honeymoon in Italy).
Kimmel then went on to tease just how expensive weddings really are.
"First, you have to ship the bride in from Russia," he joked. "Then, there's the reception — you know how much 300 Lean Cuisine dinners cost? A lot."
In reality, Jimmy's nuptials were a tad classier.
He and McNearney were married on July 13 in Ojai, California. Stars including Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, Matt Damon, and Howard Stern all atttended.
Molly and Jimmy have been dating since 2009 and he popped the question in August 2012.
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