These days, jokes about real estate-reality mogul DonaldTrump center a lot around his birther battle and bizarre plans to becomepresident (though whether he'll get the American public to pitch in with thatsecond little scheme seems less and less likely). But historically, there's onetopic that rises above all others when it comes to Trump-inspired humor: Hishair. His hard-to-describe, toupeish-looking, slightly poofy hair.
What exactly the billionaire does to get it that way hasalways remained a bit of a mystery. Until now, that is. In a recent interviewwith Rolling Stone, the Donald came clean about his haircare habits. And guesswhat? Turns out it's quite the process.
"OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders.I don't dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then Iread papers and things," he explains to the magazine. "I then comb myhair. Yes, I do use a comb. Do I comb it forward? No, I don't comb itforward."
And whatever you do, don't call it a comb-over.
"I actually don't have a bad hairline. When youthink about it, it's not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. Butit's not really a comb-over," Trump insists. "It's sort of a littlebit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years. Same thing, everytime."
With all those wives, it's amazing no one's eversuggested he comb it, well, a different way.