After She Was Nearly Kidnapped, Kevin Smith Bought His Daughter a ‘Sorry Men Suck’ Cake
Harley Quinn and Kevin Smith (Photo: Getty Images)
You probably learn a lot of weird facts about life early on when your father is the director of Clerks. Fortunately one of the lessons Kevin Smith is making sure his daughter Harley Quinn Smith knows is that men are trash.
On Instagram, Harley posted a picture of a cake her father got her to apologize on behalf of the entire male population.
Harley Quinn Smith’s "sorry man suck" cake. (Photo: Instagram)
“Just when I was about to lose faith in humanity after almost being kidnapped today, my dad got me this cake and made me remember that some people, like himself, make the world a lot better,” Harley Quinn, who, yes, is named after the comic supervillain to be played by Margot Robbie in the upcoming Suicide Squad, wrote.
Earlier that same day, Harley wrote a long warning to fellow womankind to beware of Uber scams.
PEOPLE OF LOS ANGELES- I was just standing outside a Starbucks in Brentwood, where I was waiting for my uber when a large, beige car drove up to me and tried to get me to think they were my uber. There were two white men (age 20-30) in the driver (blonde hair) and passenger (brown hair) seat with an uber sign on their front window, but they were most definitely not uber drivers. When I asked who they were there to pick up, making sure it was the right car, they wouldn’t answer me and said to get in the car. They didn’t have the uber app on their phone and were clearly just two disgusting dudes trying to kidnap a girl standing on her own. Protect yourself and never ever get in a car without checking that it’s the correct car first!!! I was in too much haze of fear that I wasn’t thinking straight enough to think to take a picture of the drivers or the license plate, but if you see a car like this PLEASE report it to the police and stop them from trying to pray on other young girls!!! We have already reported it to the police, but more information would be helpful in finding them. Be careful and look out for yourself/others!!!!
Uber has faced accusations of safety concerns for years, accusations which the company has mostly sidestepped or ignored outright. However, last year the company announced it would create a global safety advisory board in order to address concerns.
Harley, 16, is following in her father’s footsteps, having acted in several of her father’s movies, including the recent Yoga Hosers and Tusk.
