15 Gems From Orlando Bloom’s Newly Public Instagram — Including His ‘Sex Tape’

When the world has seen you buck naked, there’s no need for any secrets. That must have been what inspired Orlando Bloom to make his private Instagram account public.

On Thursday, Bloom opened the floodgates — to fangirls, spammers, and those really annoying commenters who write “first” (even though they’re totally not first). The change was noted in a post with just two words, “I CAVED.” One of the first to comment was his ex-wife, Miranda Kerr, who wrote, “Nice one.”

For a few minutes, it was kinda cool to see Orlando’s name with just a couple of hundred followers next to it. A few hours later, it’s up to about 85,000.

While we’re sure the account had been scrubbed clean by his handlers before it was made public (there is a serious lack of girlfriend Katy Perry, especially if they are talking kids serious), the Pirates of the Caribbean hunk, 39, has shared some interesting, artsy, and amusing photos over the past 57 weeks. Here are some that caught our eye…

Yes, he was at Burning Man with Katy.

While she isn’t featured prominently in his feed (it seems like it could be her in the background of a couple of videos), this appears to be Butters, her beloved pooch.

Butters is cute and everything, but here is his BFF Sidi.

Of course, there are cute pics of him with his kiddo too. The kid being Flynn, his 5-year-old son with Miranda.

Seeing “Lando” paddleboarding naked with Katy? Old news. Check him out cozying up to this beauty in India.

Now, if you’ve ever wanted to see the Lord of the Rings star dressed like Santa while riding an elephant (we’re sure a few of you have it on your list), today is your lucky day. Another pic from his trip to India.

For the record, we could watch him namaste all day.

Some of his posts are more serious, including ones from his UNICEF missions to war-torn areas, including Ukraine. Listen to them saying goodbye to their VIP visitor.

He looks like he’s on Mars, but this is Utah. That’s where he spent July Fourth.

He gives Sly a run for his money. Just sayin’.

When it comes to dirt bikes, he’s a big kid.

Is this his mom? We have no idea. It makes us laugh thinking it’s her flipping the bird though.

We’re not sure what this is about. We’re not sure if we want to know what this is about either.

Just when you think a celeb is too cool for school, you find out he takes goofy vacation pictures too.

And our favorite of the lot.

Pretty clever, lad. Keep ’em coming.